1 00:00:05,373 --> 00:00:07,141 Man: IS THERE A PROBLEM? 2 00:00:07,174 --> 00:00:09,377 Woman: DEREK, YOU'RE AVOIDING THE SUBJECT. 3 00:00:09,410 --> 00:00:11,044 WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE SUBJECT? 4 00:00:11,079 --> 00:00:12,512 YOUR NECK IS MY FAVORITE SUBJECT. 5 00:00:12,545 --> 00:00:14,381 LET'S GO INSIDE. 6 00:00:14,414 --> 00:00:16,149 YOU CAN'T. YOU HAVE TO GET UP EARLY TOMORROW. 7 00:00:16,184 --> 00:00:17,417 THE SATs, REMEMBER? 8 00:00:17,451 --> 00:00:19,086 I'M NOT TAKING THE STUPID TEST. 9 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:21,722 I'M JUST MAKING SURE THE LITTLE BASTARDS DON'T CHEAT. 10 00:00:21,754 --> 00:00:23,390 WHAT ABOUT LAURY? 11 00:00:23,423 --> 00:00:25,458 MY WIFE? SHE TOOK THE SATs. 12 00:00:25,492 --> 00:00:27,394 I THINK SHE GOT ABOUT A 1680. 13 00:00:27,428 --> 00:00:31,399 I'M SERIOUS. IF YOU DON'T TELL HER -- I MEAN SOON. I MEAN TONIGHT -- 14 00:00:31,431 --> 00:00:33,334 I'M GOING TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT MYSELF. 15 00:00:33,366 --> 00:00:38,572 BETH, HONEY, COME ON NOW. 16 00:00:38,606 --> 00:00:40,341 WE DON'T WANT TO GO THERE. 17 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:41,575 WE ARE THERE. 18 00:00:41,609 --> 00:00:43,310 THIS ISN'T LIKE ONE OF YOUR SCIENCE EXPERIMENTS 19 00:00:43,344 --> 00:00:44,744 WHERE YOU GET TO CONTROL EVERYTHING. 20 00:00:44,777 --> 00:00:46,347 THIS IS MY LIFE, TOO. 21 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:48,316 I KNOW. I'M NOT 25 YEARS OLD ANYMORE. 22 00:00:48,348 --> 00:00:50,218 I KNOW, HONEY. 23 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:52,320 WE COULD BE HAPPY ANYWHERE. 24 00:00:52,353 --> 00:00:55,488 ALL RIGHT. 25 00:00:55,523 --> 00:00:57,191 LET ME JUST THINK. 26 00:00:57,225 --> 00:01:00,594 NO. NO MORE STALLING, DEREK. 27 00:01:00,628 --> 00:01:04,198 I MEAN IT THIS TIME. I'M GIVING YOU UNTIL TOMORROW NIGHT. 28 00:01:04,231 --> 00:01:05,665 BETH -- 29 00:01:07,700 --> 00:01:10,403 BETH... 30 00:01:10,438 --> 00:01:13,573 LOOK, YOU'RE RIGHT. 31 00:01:13,606 --> 00:01:16,409 I'LL TELL HER TONIGHT AS SOON AS SHE GETS HOME. 32 00:01:16,444 --> 00:01:17,611 JUST TELL HER. 33 00:01:17,644 --> 00:01:19,412 BE BRUTAL. 34 00:01:19,447 --> 00:01:22,115 "WHEN 'TIS DONE, TWERE WELL IT WERE DONE QUICKLY." 35 00:01:25,718 --> 00:01:27,620 YOU HAVE A QUOTE FOR EVERYTHING, DON'T YOU? 36 00:01:27,655 --> 00:01:29,757 THAT'S "MACBETH." 37 00:01:29,789 --> 00:01:32,759 THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR DATING AN ENGLISH TEACHER. 38 00:01:32,793 --> 00:01:34,328 ALL RIGHT, TOMORROW -- 39 00:01:34,361 --> 00:01:37,865 MEET ME, 8:00 BEFORE THE TEST, OUR USUAL SPOT. 40 00:01:37,897 --> 00:01:39,832 I'LL TELL YOU HOW IT WENT. 41 00:02:06,859 --> 00:02:10,830 [ CAR ALARM BLARING ] 42 00:02:10,864 --> 00:02:12,733 [ SCREAMING ] 43 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:28,216 * IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE 44 00:02:28,248 --> 00:02:31,884 * DISORDER AND CONFUSION EVERYWHERE * 45 00:02:31,919 --> 00:02:35,522 * NO ONE SEEMS TO CARE 46 00:02:35,555 --> 00:02:36,856 * WELL, I DO 47 00:02:36,889 --> 00:02:39,692 * HEY, WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE? 48 00:02:39,727 --> 00:02:42,329 * IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE 49 00:02:42,362 --> 00:02:46,366 * POISON IN THE VERY AIR WE BREATHE * 50 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:48,201 * DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S IN THE WATER THAT YOU DRINK? * 51 00:02:48,235 --> 00:02:52,840 * WELL, I DO, AND IT'S AMAZING * 52 00:02:52,872 --> 00:02:56,343 * PEOPLE THINK I'M CRAZY 'CAUSE I WORRY ALL THE TIME * 53 00:02:56,377 --> 00:02:58,878 * IF YOU PAID ATTENTION, YOU'D BE WORRIED, TOO * 54 00:02:58,912 --> 00:03:03,651 * YOU BETTER PAY ATTENTION, ALL THIS WORLD WE LOVE SO MUCH * 55 00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:07,520 * MIGHT JUST KILL YOU 56 00:03:07,555 --> 00:03:09,456 * I COULD BE WRONG NOW 57 00:03:09,490 --> 00:03:11,558 * BUT I DON'T THINK SO 58 00:03:11,592 --> 00:03:14,294 * 'CAUSE IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE * 59 00:03:14,328 --> 00:03:16,663 * IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE. 60 00:03:25,406 --> 00:03:27,908 ADRIAN, DON'T DO THAT. I'M JUST CENTERING THE PIECES. 61 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:30,311 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. I'M TRYING TO CONCENTRATE. 62 00:03:30,343 --> 00:03:32,280 HOLD ON. YOU'LL THANK ME LATER. 63 00:03:32,312 --> 00:03:35,748 YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT. 64 00:03:35,783 --> 00:03:38,718 HAVE I EVER ONCE THANKED YOU LATER? 65 00:03:38,752 --> 00:03:40,353 NO. 66 00:03:43,324 --> 00:03:44,491 ARE YOU DONE? 67 00:03:44,525 --> 00:03:47,495 WAIT. 68 00:03:47,527 --> 00:03:50,631 OKAY. 69 00:03:50,663 --> 00:03:51,799 [ Laughing ] NO. 70 00:03:51,831 --> 00:03:53,933 YOU DON'T WANT TO MOVE THERE. 71 00:03:53,966 --> 00:03:55,436 WHY NOT? 72 00:03:55,468 --> 00:03:57,337 I'LL CAPTURE YOUR QUEEN WITH MY BISHOP. 73 00:03:59,439 --> 00:04:01,641 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 74 00:04:01,675 --> 00:04:02,876 WHAT -- 75 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:04,844 YOUR MOVE. 76 00:04:04,877 --> 00:04:06,514 OKAY. 77 00:04:06,546 --> 00:04:08,848 OKAY, I WIN. YOU JUST FORFEITED. 78 00:04:08,882 --> 00:04:10,518 WHY? 79 00:04:10,550 --> 00:04:11,784 YOU CAN'T DO THAT. IT'S ILLEGAL. 80 00:04:11,818 --> 00:04:13,420 WHAT? 81 00:04:13,454 --> 00:04:14,822 YOU KNOW WHAT. YOU CAN'T LICK THE QUEEN. 82 00:04:14,854 --> 00:04:16,824 SHE'S MY QUEEN! 83 00:04:16,856 --> 00:04:18,658 IT DOESN'T MATTER WHOSE QUEEN IT IS. 84 00:04:18,692 --> 00:04:20,694 YOU CAN'T LICK ANY QUEEN. IT'S AN UNWRITTEN RULE. 85 00:04:20,728 --> 00:04:22,795 THERE'S AN UNWRITTEN LICKING THE QUEEN RULE? 86 00:04:22,829 --> 00:04:26,567 YOU'RE NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO TOUCH A PIECE DURING A GAME. YOU CAN ASK ANYBODY. 87 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:29,002 OH, MY GOD, YOU HAVE BEEN TOUCHING PIECES LEFT AND RIGHT. 88 00:04:29,036 --> 00:04:30,603 YOU HAVE BEEN SEXUALLY HARASSING 89 00:04:30,637 --> 00:04:31,939 EVERY PIECE ON THIS BOARD. 90 00:04:31,971 --> 00:04:33,540 I WAS CENTERING THEM. THAT'S DIFFERENT. 91 00:04:33,574 --> 00:04:34,641 HOW'S THAT DIFFERENT? 92 00:04:34,675 --> 00:04:36,576 OKAY. OKAY. OKAY! 93 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:37,810 I'LL MOVE. 94 00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:42,014 THERE. 95 00:04:42,048 --> 00:04:43,550 CHECK. 96 00:04:44,851 --> 00:04:48,889 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 97 00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:51,792 [ RING ] 98 00:04:51,824 --> 00:04:54,562 ADRIAN MONK'S OFFICE. 99 00:04:54,595 --> 00:04:55,995 CAN YOU JUST HOLD ON ONE SEC? 100 00:04:56,028 --> 00:04:59,098 ADRIAN, DO YOU KNOW AN ARLEEN CASSIDY? 101 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:00,901 ARLEEN CASSIDY? OH, MY GOD. 102 00:05:00,934 --> 00:05:03,571 TRUDY USED TO TALK ABOUT HER ALL THE TIME. 103 00:05:03,603 --> 00:05:05,004 THEY WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL TOGETHER. 104 00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:06,507 OH. 105 00:05:06,540 --> 00:05:08,074 HI. I'M SORRY. 106 00:05:08,108 --> 00:05:10,644 UH-HUH, SURE. 107 00:05:10,677 --> 00:05:13,012 YES, I KNOW WHERE THAT IS. MM-HMM. 108 00:05:13,045 --> 00:05:17,918 MM-HMM. 109 00:05:17,951 --> 00:05:19,586 OKAY. 110 00:05:19,620 --> 00:05:21,754 THANK YOU. 111 00:05:21,788 --> 00:05:23,990 ADRIAN, SHE REALLY WANTS TO TALK TO US. 112 00:05:24,024 --> 00:05:25,759 SHE JUST GAVE ME THE ADDRESS. 113 00:05:25,793 --> 00:05:27,560 SHE SAID IT'S VERY IMPORTANT. 114 00:05:27,595 --> 00:05:28,961 DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD GO? 115 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:30,096 IT COULD BE A JOB. 116 00:05:30,129 --> 00:05:31,999 DO YOU WANT TO LEAVE NOW? YEAH. 117 00:05:32,031 --> 00:05:33,667 BEFORE WE FINISH THE GAME? 118 00:05:33,701 --> 00:05:34,768 YEAH. 119 00:05:34,802 --> 00:05:36,336 THEN YOU FORFEIT. 120 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:41,408 Monk: WAIT. THIS IS A HANDICAPPED SPACE. 121 00:05:41,442 --> 00:05:43,511 I THINK WE QUALIFY. 122 00:05:43,543 --> 00:05:44,778 WOW. 123 00:05:44,812 --> 00:05:47,014 THIS IS WHERE TRUDY WENT TO SCHOOL? 124 00:05:47,047 --> 00:05:48,716 HOW'D SHE AFFORD IT? 125 00:05:48,749 --> 00:05:49,949 ON SCHOLARSHIP. 126 00:05:49,983 --> 00:05:52,552 AH, SHE LOVED IT HERE. 127 00:05:52,586 --> 00:05:55,622 SHE DESCRIBED IT TO ME IN SUCH DETAIL. 128 00:05:55,656 --> 00:05:58,158 I ALMOST FEEL LIKE I WENT TO SCHOOL HERE. 129 00:05:58,191 --> 00:05:59,692 TRUDY. 130 00:05:59,726 --> 00:06:01,629 Man: ALL RIGHT, THEN LET IT RIDE. 131 00:06:01,661 --> 00:06:03,797 YEAH, BET THE WHOLE $200. 132 00:06:03,831 --> 00:06:05,733 WHAT'S THE SPREAD ON MICHIGAN? 133 00:06:05,766 --> 00:06:07,735 UH, EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME. 134 00:06:07,767 --> 00:06:09,670 HOLD ON, J.J. CAN I HELP YOU? 135 00:06:09,702 --> 00:06:11,103 YEAH, WE'RE LOOKING FOR AN ARLEEN CASSIDY. 136 00:06:11,137 --> 00:06:12,706 SHE'S THE VICE PRINCIPAL. 137 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:13,906 YEAH? YOU REPORTERS? 138 00:06:13,940 --> 00:06:15,942 NO, WE'RE WITH THE POLICE. 139 00:06:15,975 --> 00:06:18,778 MY WIFE WENT HERE. DID YOU KNOW HER? 140 00:06:18,812 --> 00:06:20,112 TRUDY ELLISON? 141 00:06:20,146 --> 00:06:21,781 NO, I ONLY BEEN HERE A YEAR. 142 00:06:21,814 --> 00:06:22,850 SHE WAS VALEDICTORIAN. 143 00:06:22,882 --> 00:06:24,151 GREAT. CONGRATULATIONS. 144 00:06:24,184 --> 00:06:25,853 SHE WAS ON THE YEARBOOK COMMITTEE -- 145 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:28,755 ADRIAN... HE DIDN'T KNOW HER. 146 00:06:28,788 --> 00:06:32,192 UM, WHERE WOULD WE FIND MISS CASSIDY? 147 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:36,062 UH, ADMINISTRATION BUILDING, SECOND FLOOR. 148 00:06:36,096 --> 00:06:37,465 THANKS. 149 00:06:37,497 --> 00:06:38,766 OH! SORRY. 150 00:06:38,798 --> 00:06:40,433 WERE YOU HERE THIS MORNING? 151 00:06:40,468 --> 00:06:41,769 NO. MISSED IT. 152 00:06:41,802 --> 00:06:43,170 THANK GOD, HUH? HEARTBREAKING, ISN'T IT? 153 00:06:43,202 --> 00:06:44,737 BUT WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 154 00:06:44,771 --> 00:06:47,007 HEY, YOU THERE? 155 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:48,808 I WAS LIVING IN NEW YORK 156 00:06:48,841 --> 00:06:51,110 WHEN I HEARD THE NEWS ABOUT TRUDY. 157 00:06:51,144 --> 00:06:53,079 I CRIED FOR WEEKS. 158 00:06:53,112 --> 00:06:54,781 AHH. WE ALL CRIED. 159 00:06:54,814 --> 00:06:57,485 AND THEY NEVER CAUGHT THE PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE? 160 00:06:57,518 --> 00:07:01,187 WE'RE STILL LOOKING. WERE YOU AND TRUDY CLOSE? 161 00:07:01,221 --> 00:07:03,055 OH, WE WERE LIKE SISTERS. 162 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:05,625 BUT EVERYBODY FELT THAT WAY ABOUT TRUDY. 163 00:07:05,658 --> 00:07:07,026 I HELPED HER THROUGH ALGEBRA, 164 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:08,696 AND SHE GOT ME THROUGH ENGLISH LIT. 165 00:07:08,728 --> 00:07:09,963 SHE WAS A WONDERFUL WRITER. 166 00:07:09,997 --> 00:07:11,764 DID YOU EVER READ ANY OF HER POEMS? 167 00:07:11,798 --> 00:07:14,033 I READ THEM ALMOST EVERY NIGHT. 168 00:07:14,067 --> 00:07:16,870 OH. I'M SO SORRY I NEVER MADE IT TO THE WEDDING. 169 00:07:16,903 --> 00:07:18,605 WAS IT WONDERFUL? 170 00:07:18,639 --> 00:07:21,942 IT WAS...WONDERFUL. 171 00:07:21,975 --> 00:07:24,911 SO, UH, WHAT HAPPENED HERE TODAY? 172 00:07:24,944 --> 00:07:27,980 ONE OF MY TEACHERS DIED A FEW HOURS AGO. 173 00:07:28,014 --> 00:07:29,750 I'M STILL SHAKING. 174 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:31,985 UM, HER NAME WAS BETH LANDOW. 175 00:07:32,019 --> 00:07:33,954 SHE WAS FIRST-RATE -- 176 00:07:33,987 --> 00:07:36,055 ONE OF THE BEST ENGLISH TEACHERS I HAD. 177 00:07:36,088 --> 00:07:38,658 THEY FOUND HER OVER THERE BY THE CLOCK TOWER. 178 00:07:38,692 --> 00:07:40,860 THE POLICE ARE CALLING IT AN APPARENT SUICIDE. 179 00:07:40,894 --> 00:07:42,529 BUT YOU DON'T BELIEVE THEM? 180 00:07:42,562 --> 00:07:44,598 NO, IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T BELIEVE THEM. 181 00:07:44,632 --> 00:07:46,733 BUT THEY DIDN'T KNOW HER. 182 00:07:46,766 --> 00:07:49,769 WHY DON'T YOU THINK MISS LANDOW KILLED HERSELF? 183 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:53,807 LOOK, BETH WORRIED -- MAYBE TOO MUCH. 184 00:07:53,841 --> 00:07:57,644 SHE CARED -- MAYBE TOO MUCH, BUT SHE WAS NOT SUICIDAL. 185 00:07:57,677 --> 00:08:00,180 I WILL NEVER BELIEVE THAT, EVER. 186 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:01,882 YOU WANT ME TO LOOK INTO IT? 187 00:08:01,915 --> 00:08:03,617 I-I CAN PAY YOU. 188 00:08:03,651 --> 00:08:07,920 NO. NO, UH, I COULDN'T TAKE A NICKEL. 189 00:08:07,954 --> 00:08:10,858 IT'S FOR TRUDY. 190 00:08:10,891 --> 00:08:14,595 JUST TELL HIM TO WAIT. I'LL LET HIM KNOW. 191 00:08:14,627 --> 00:08:16,829 OKAY, BOYS AND GIRLS, LET'S WRAP IT UP. 192 00:08:16,863 --> 00:08:19,165 THAT'S IT. TELL THE MEDICAL EXAMINER WE'RE ON OUR WAY, 193 00:08:19,199 --> 00:08:21,802 AND I WANT THAT REPORT ON MY DESK IN THE MORNING. 194 00:08:21,834 --> 00:08:24,971 CAPTAIN, ADRIAN MONK IS DOWNSTAIRS. 195 00:08:25,004 --> 00:08:26,540 WHY? 196 00:08:26,574 --> 00:08:28,040 THE VICE PRINCIPAL ASKED HIM TO LOOK INTO IT. 197 00:08:28,074 --> 00:08:31,778 IT TURNS OUT THAT TRUDY, HIS FORMER... 198 00:08:31,812 --> 00:08:33,046 EX...WELL, LATE... 199 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:35,716 YEAH, I KNOW WHO TRUDY WAS, LIEUTENANT. 200 00:08:35,749 --> 00:08:41,855 THIS IS HER ALMA MATER. HE'D LIKE TO COME UPSTAIRS. 201 00:08:41,889 --> 00:08:45,658 HANG ON. NOBODY MOVE. 202 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:48,095 WHAT AM I FORGETTING? 203 00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:49,562 I MEAN, WE GOT THE PRINTS OFF THE RAILING. 204 00:08:49,596 --> 00:08:50,630 YES, SIR. 205 00:08:50,663 --> 00:08:52,600 WE'VE GOT PHOTOGRAPHS OF EVERYTHING, EVERY ANGLE. 206 00:08:52,633 --> 00:08:55,702 DID YOU BAG THE SHOES? YES, SIR. DONE. 207 00:08:55,735 --> 00:08:59,572 THE MEDICAL EXAMINER WILL GET THE TISSUE AND THE FIBERS. 208 00:08:59,606 --> 00:09:02,208 DON'T WORRY, SIR. WE'RE COVERED HERE. 209 00:09:02,241 --> 00:09:07,847 WE GOT THE COAT... SIR, WE'VE GOT IT. 210 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:09,682 ALL RIGHT, LET HIM UP. 211 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:11,751 BRING HIM UP. 212 00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:19,726 DON'T LOOK DOWN. 213 00:09:22,663 --> 00:09:23,730 MORNING, MONK. 214 00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:25,365 CAPTAIN. SHARONA. 215 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:27,701 LIEUTENANT. 216 00:09:27,735 --> 00:09:29,702 WELL, I IMAGINE THIS IS YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE -- 217 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:31,605 A CRIME SCENE ON A ROOF. 218 00:09:31,639 --> 00:09:33,306 NO, IT'S NOT MY WORST NIGHTMARE. 219 00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:36,710 IT'S MY FOURTH WORST. NO, WAIT -- FIFTH. 220 00:09:36,744 --> 00:09:38,177 NO, FOURTH. 221 00:09:38,211 --> 00:09:40,312 FOURTH -- FOURTH OR FIFTH. 222 00:09:40,346 --> 00:09:43,616 I DIDN'T BRING THE LIST WITH ME. 223 00:09:43,650 --> 00:09:46,385 WHAT'S HOMICIDE DOING HERE? IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A SUICIDE. 224 00:09:46,418 --> 00:09:49,255 IT'S NOT A SUICIDE UNTIL WE SAY IT'S A SUICIDE. 225 00:09:49,288 --> 00:09:50,957 THIS HAPPENS TO BE ONE. 226 00:09:50,990 --> 00:09:53,393 NO SIGNS OF A STRUGGLE? 227 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:55,763 NO, SHE LEFT HER JACKET NEATLY FOLDED OVER THERE. 228 00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:57,931 WHAT -- WHAT'S THAT? 229 00:09:57,965 --> 00:09:59,700 THOSE ARE HER SHOES. 230 00:09:59,732 --> 00:10:01,668 SHE FOLDED HER JACKET THERE? 231 00:10:01,701 --> 00:10:03,736 WHY DID SHE LEAVE THE SHOES OVER HERE? 232 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:06,405 SHE JUMPED. SHE WAS TAKING ANTIDEPRESSANTS, 233 00:10:06,438 --> 00:10:08,676 AND WE FOUND A NOTE. 234 00:10:08,708 --> 00:10:10,878 IT WAS IN ONE OF HER POCKETS. 235 00:10:10,910 --> 00:10:12,745 IT'S PRINTED. YEAH. 236 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:14,715 USUALLY, THEY'RE WRITTEN LONGHAND. 237 00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:16,917 I'VE SEEN 'EM PRINTED. 238 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:19,219 I'VE SEEN 'EM WRITTEN, I'VE SEEN 'EM WRITTEN IN BLOOD, 239 00:10:19,251 --> 00:10:23,322 I'VE SEEN 'EM WRITTEN IN CRAYON. I'VE SEEN IT ALL. 240 00:10:23,355 --> 00:10:26,158 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, EASY, EASY, EASY. 241 00:10:26,192 --> 00:10:29,028 "TO WHOMEVER I MAY HAVE HURT, 242 00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:32,765 "THE WORLD AND ITS PROBLEMS ARE JUST TOO MUCH. I AM SO SORRY. BETH." 243 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:34,835 I DON'T THINK BETH LANDOW WROTE THIS NOTE. 244 00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:36,436 WHY NOT? 245 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:39,239 WELL, IT SHOULD BE "ITS," I-T-S, NO APOSTROPHE. 246 00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:42,209 AND THEN HERE IT WOULD BE "WHOEVER" NOT "WHOMEVER." 247 00:10:42,241 --> 00:10:46,046 THIS WASN'T WRITTEN BY A "FIRST-RATE" ENGLISH TEACHER. 248 00:10:46,078 --> 00:10:48,849 SHE WAS DISTRAUGHT. SHE WASN'T THINKING STRAIGHT. 249 00:10:48,881 --> 00:10:51,150 IT'S A SUICIDE NOTE, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! 250 00:10:51,183 --> 00:10:53,086 DID ANYBODY SEE HER JUMP? 251 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:54,321 NO. 252 00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:57,890 ABOUT 50 KIDS HEARD IT, THOUGH. 253 00:10:57,924 --> 00:11:01,260 EVERYONE WAS INSIDE, TAKING THE SATs AT THE TIME. 254 00:11:01,293 --> 00:11:04,030 THEY WERE IN THE MAIN BUILDING? 255 00:11:04,063 --> 00:11:06,332 HOW DID THEY HEAR ANYTHING? 256 00:11:06,365 --> 00:11:09,168 SHE HIT A CAR. THE ALARM WENT OFF. 257 00:11:09,201 --> 00:11:12,272 SHE HIT A CAR? YEAH, COME LOOK. 258 00:11:17,376 --> 00:11:19,312 Sharona: HOW OLD WAS SHE? 259 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:20,913 36. 260 00:11:20,947 --> 00:11:23,015 Monk: WHICH ONE WAS HER CAR? 261 00:11:23,049 --> 00:11:24,918 WHITE COROLLA, RIGHT OVER THERE. 262 00:11:24,951 --> 00:11:26,452 UH-HUH. 263 00:11:26,485 --> 00:11:29,355 AND WHOSE CAR WAS THIS? 264 00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:30,890 DEREK PHILBY. 265 00:11:30,923 --> 00:11:33,025 ANOTHER TEACHER. IS THERE A PROBLEM? 266 00:11:33,059 --> 00:11:35,928 WELL, WHY WOULD ANYONE PARK HERE 267 00:11:35,962 --> 00:11:37,463 WITH ALL THESE BROKEN BOTTLES? 268 00:11:37,496 --> 00:11:39,466 HE COULD'VE PARKED ANYWHERE. 269 00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:41,400 I'VE PARKED ON BROKEN BOTTLES BEFORE. 270 00:11:41,433 --> 00:11:43,003 AND THE DOORS ARE UNLOCKED. 271 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,937 YEAH, IT'S A SAFE NEIGHBORHOOD. 272 00:11:44,971 --> 00:11:46,974 YOU'RE RIGHT. IT IS A SAFE NEIGHBORHOOD. 273 00:11:47,006 --> 00:11:50,509 SO...WHY WAS THE ALARM TURNED ON? 274 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,412 IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. 275 00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:53,880 IT NEVER DOES. 276 00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:55,749 SHE JUST CUT HER HAIR LAST WEEK. 277 00:11:55,783 --> 00:11:57,517 WELL, WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT IF SHE WAS PLANNING TO -- 278 00:11:57,549 --> 00:11:59,318 MY SISTER SUFFERS FROM DEPRESSION. 279 00:11:59,351 --> 00:12:01,388 IT WORKS THAT WAY SOMETIMES. IT JUST OVERWHELMS YOU. 280 00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:04,256 I DIDN'T REALLY KNOW HER. DID SHE HAVE ANY FAMILY? 281 00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:06,960 A BROTHER IN ST. LOUIS, I THINK. 282 00:12:06,994 --> 00:12:10,029 EXCUSE ME. 283 00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:15,302 AHEM, EXCUSE ME, UM, MY NAME IS ADRIAN MONK. 284 00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:18,404 AND THIS IS SHARONA FLEMING, MY ASSISTANT. 285 00:12:18,437 --> 00:12:19,773 COLLEAGUE. 286 00:12:19,807 --> 00:12:21,374 MY ASSISTANT/COLLEAGUE. 287 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:22,909 COLLEAGUE/ASSISTANT. 288 00:12:22,942 --> 00:12:26,312 UM, I KNOW THIS IS A VERY DIFFICULT TIME... 289 00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:29,115 UH, I JUST WANTED TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS. 290 00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:30,417 ARE YOU A POLICEMAN, MR. MONK? 291 00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:32,351 USED TO BE. UM... 292 00:12:32,384 --> 00:12:35,322 I'M A PRIVATE CONSULTANT NOW, AND, UH... 293 00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:38,490 I'M JUST HELPING THE DEPARTMENT WITH THEIR REPORT. 294 00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:48,368 WERE YOU ALL HERE WHEN MISS LANDOW DIED? 295 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,937 THAT'S RIGHT. THE STUDENTS WERE TAKING THEIR SATs. 296 00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:52,538 WE WERE PROCTORING THE TEST. 297 00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:55,107 SO -- SO YOU WERE ALL TOGETHER? 298 00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:57,376 NO, WE WERE IN DIFFERENT CLASSROOMS. 299 00:12:57,409 --> 00:12:58,846 ADRIAN -- 300 00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:00,447 EXCUSE ME, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 301 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:03,884 UM...JUST MAKING THEM EVEN. 302 00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:07,254 BUT YOU'RE MIXING THE REGULAR WITH THE DECAF. 303 00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:13,259 BUT THEY'RE EVEN. 304 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:16,363 BUT THEY'RE MIXED TOGETHER. 305 00:13:16,395 --> 00:13:19,032 BUT THEY'RE -- THEY'RE EVEN. 306 00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:21,168 BUT THEY'RE MIXED TOGETHER. 307 00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:24,971 BUT THEY'RE EVEN. 308 00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:27,106 BUT THEY'RE MIXED TOGETHER. 309 00:13:29,176 --> 00:13:31,979 BUT THEY'RE EVEN. SO THE TEST WAS IN PROGRESS 310 00:13:32,011 --> 00:13:34,213 WHEN THE CAR ALARM SOUNDED? 311 00:13:34,246 --> 00:13:36,249 YES, WE STARTED THE TEST AT 8:20. 312 00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:37,517 ON THE DOT. 313 00:13:37,549 --> 00:13:39,019 ON THE DOT? 314 00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:40,086 ON THE DOT. 315 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,355 IT STARTS AT THE SAME TIME ALL ACROSS THE COUNTRY. 316 00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:43,990 IT'S A STANDARDIZED TEST. 317 00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:45,959 YOU'VE NEVER TAKEN THE SATs? 318 00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:49,028 NO, NO, THEY GAVE ME A DIFFERENT TEST. 319 00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:51,230 CAN YOU THINK OF ANY REASON 320 00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:53,600 WHY BETH WOULD'VE KILLED HERSELF? 321 00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:55,903 YOU KNOW WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT THAT. 322 00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:58,171 DIDN'T SHE SAY ANYTHING IN HER NOTE? 323 00:13:58,205 --> 00:14:00,106 NO. IT WAS PRETTY VAGUE. 324 00:14:00,139 --> 00:14:02,542 YOU'RE MR. PHILBY? 325 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:04,244 THAT'S RIGHT. DEREK PHILBY. 326 00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:06,046 AND YOU TEACH... 327 00:14:06,078 --> 00:14:08,081 CHEMISTRY AND BIOLOGY. 328 00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:11,018 AND IT WAS YOUR CAR THAT SHE LANDED ON, RIGHT? 329 00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:13,186 YEAH. EVEN IF THEY CAN FIX IT, I CAN'T IMAGINE DRIVING IT. 330 00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:15,455 IT JUST WOULDN'T -- IT WOULDN'T FEEL RIGHT. 331 00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:17,590 NO, OF COURSE NOT. OF COURSE NOT. 332 00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:19,960 COULD I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 333 00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:22,028 APPARENTLY, THERE'S NO STOPPING YOU. 334 00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:26,265 WHY DID YOU PARK BY THE TOWER? 335 00:14:26,298 --> 00:14:29,668 ISN'T THERE FACULTY PARKING NEAR THE CLASSROOMS? 336 00:14:29,701 --> 00:14:31,904 I WAS GOING TO TAKE A JOG AFTER THE SATs, 337 00:14:31,938 --> 00:14:34,441 SO I WANTED TO PARK BY THE FIELD. 338 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:38,110 WHICH REMINDS ME, I NEED TO CALL A TAXI TO GET HOME. 339 00:14:38,144 --> 00:14:42,048 I HAVE THE NUMBER IN HERE SOMEWHERE. 340 00:14:42,081 --> 00:14:45,485 YOU LEFT YOUR CAR ALARM ON. 341 00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:46,953 HMM? 342 00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:48,687 YOU LEFT YOUR CAR ALARM ON, 343 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,690 BUT YOUR DOORS WERE UNLOCKED. 344 00:14:50,722 --> 00:14:52,392 I FORGOT. 345 00:14:52,424 --> 00:14:55,028 I GUESS I'M NOT PERFECT. 346 00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:58,065 I GUESS YOU'RE NOT. 347 00:14:58,097 --> 00:15:00,067 HE'S THE GUY. WHO'S THE GUY? 348 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,668 MR. SCIENCE, DEREK PHILBY. 349 00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:04,004 HE ASKED ABOUT A SUICIDE NOTE. I NEVER MENTIONED A NOTE. 350 00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:05,337 WELL, MAYBE HE JUST ASSUMED. 351 00:15:05,371 --> 00:15:07,240 ISN'T THERE USUALLY A SUICIDE NOTE? 352 00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:09,076 AS A MATTER OF FACT, THERE ISN'T. 353 00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:11,144 ALSO, HE CHEATS ON HIS WIFE. HOW DO WE KNOW THIS? 354 00:15:11,177 --> 00:15:13,080 WEDDING RING. HE WAS WEARING HIS WEDDING RING. 355 00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:15,182 YES, I KNOW, BUT HE TAKES IT OFF A LOT. 356 00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:17,250 WHEN HE OPENED HIS WALLET, I NOTICED A SMALL INDENTATION 357 00:15:17,283 --> 00:15:18,985 IN THE LEATHER WHERE HE KEEPS IT. 358 00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:20,586 YOU NOTICED THAT -- A LITTLE INDENTATION? 359 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:25,057 IT'S A GIFT AND A CURSE. HE'S THE GUY. 360 00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:27,427 BUT, ADRIAN, HE WAS PROCTORING THE SATs AT THE TIME, 361 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:29,229 AND THERE WERE 50 STUDENTS IN THE ROOM. 362 00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:30,562 THAT'S TRUE. 363 00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:32,465 SO HOW COULD HE HAVE KILLED HER? 364 00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:34,201 HE CAN'T BE IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE. 365 00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:36,469 I KNOW, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. BUT HE'S THE GUY. 366 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,413 THERE'S MY GIRL. SHE LOOKED HAPPY. 367 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,181 OH, SHE WAS VERY HAPPY. 368 00:15:48,215 --> 00:15:49,448 SHE HADN'T MET ME YET. 369 00:15:49,481 --> 00:15:51,118 YOU WANTED TO SEE HER APPOINTMENT BOOK. 370 00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:54,354 THIS IS A COPY. THE POLICE TOOK THE ORIGINAL. 371 00:15:54,386 --> 00:15:55,522 THANKS. 372 00:15:55,554 --> 00:15:57,524 CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT DEREK PHILBY? 373 00:15:57,557 --> 00:16:00,692 YEAH, HE'S THE MOST POPULAR TEACHER IN THE SCHOOL. 374 00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:03,263 HE HAS A WONDERFUL FAMILY. WE'RE GONNA MISS HIM TERRIBLY. 375 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,663 HE'S LEAVING? 376 00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:07,533 HE GOT ANOTHER JOB. HE'S GOING TO BE HEADMASTER AT LINCOLN ACADEMY 377 00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:10,570 IN MARIN COUNTY. IT'S A BIG PROMOTION. 378 00:16:11,770 --> 00:16:13,440 MS. CASSIDY, 379 00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:16,509 COULD BETH LANDOW HAVE BEEN INVOLVED WITH DEREK PHILBY? 380 00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:18,245 BETH AND DEREK? 381 00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:19,711 I DON'T THINK SO. 382 00:16:19,745 --> 00:16:21,347 WHY? 383 00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:23,416 HE WAS USING A PEN FROM THE MODESTO INN. 384 00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:26,019 I THINK I'D LIKE TO SPEND A LITTLE MORE TIME 385 00:16:26,052 --> 00:16:27,754 WITH MR. PHILBY, GET TO KNOW HIM BETTER. 386 00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:30,190 ADRIAN, YOU CAN'T SKULK AROUND THE SCHOOL. 387 00:16:30,222 --> 00:16:32,359 I'M NOT GOING TO SKULK. I DON'T SKULK. 388 00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:34,427 STOTTLEMEYER SAID THE INVESTIGATION 389 00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:36,229 IS OFFICIALLY OVER. 390 00:16:36,263 --> 00:16:37,496 SHE'S RIGHT. 391 00:16:37,529 --> 00:16:39,432 WE STILL HAVEN'T FOUND A SUBSTITUTE 392 00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:41,567 TO TAKE BETH'S CLASS. 393 00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:49,109 DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. 394 00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:51,644 THEY'RE TEENAGERS. 395 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,712 [ BELL RINGS ] 396 00:16:58,485 --> 00:16:59,786 [ Weakly ] HELLO. 397 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,289 I UNDERSTAND THAT, UH, 398 00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:06,292 IT'S BEEN A VERY DIFFICULT TIME FOR EVERYBODY. 399 00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:10,130 I'M GOING TO BE FILLING IN FOR...TWO OR THREE DAYS. 400 00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:13,200 AND MY NAME... 401 00:17:15,134 --> 00:17:16,303 IS MR... 402 00:17:20,772 --> 00:17:23,576 [ STUDENTS MURMURING AND GIGGLING ] 403 00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:52,271 [ CHALK SQUEAKS ] 404 00:18:20,732 --> 00:18:22,734 MR. 405 00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:40,586 [ MURMURING AND GIGGLING CONTINUE ] 406 00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:07,413 MONK. 407 00:19:07,446 --> 00:19:10,217 MR. MONK. 408 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:14,320 OKAY. I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU'VE BEEN, UH, READING 409 00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:15,788 "THE RED BADGE OF COURAGE" BY STEPHEN CRANE. 410 00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:18,391 IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE BOOKS. 411 00:19:18,424 --> 00:19:21,228 WE'LL START WITH CHAPTER ONE. 412 00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:33,506 WHAT'S UP WITH THAT "K"? 413 00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:36,509 [ BOY LAUGHS ] 414 00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:47,319 OH, MY GOD. 415 00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:49,721 ADRIAN, ADRIAN. ARE YOU OKAY? 416 00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:52,358 WHAT HAPPENED? 417 00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:54,527 CHALK DUST. 418 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:55,595 [ COUGHS ] 419 00:19:55,627 --> 00:19:57,364 I HAVE TO GO TO THE NURSE. 420 00:19:57,396 --> 00:19:58,865 I CAN'T BREATHE. 421 00:19:58,897 --> 00:20:00,732 GIVE ME THAT. YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO TO THE NURSE. 422 00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:02,000 JUST SIT DOWN. 423 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,304 [ COUGHING ] 424 00:20:04,336 --> 00:20:06,873 OKAY, WHO THREW THIS? 425 00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:17,549 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 426 00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:18,718 I DIDN'T DO IT. 427 00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:22,855 LOOK, I KNOW WHEN A MAN'S LYING, OKAY? 428 00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,923 I WAS MARRIED FOR 3 1/2 YEARS. 429 00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:26,858 I DIDN'T DO IT. 430 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,528 I KNOW THAT SMIRK. 431 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,497 MY HUSBAND HAD THAT SAME STUPID SMIRK ON HIS FACE 432 00:20:30,529 --> 00:20:32,632 WHEN HE GOT BACK FROM BALLY'S, WHERE IT TURNS OUT 433 00:20:32,664 --> 00:20:35,301 HE SPENT THE WEEKEND WITH BETSY BENNET, 434 00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:36,868 HIS SO-CALLED EX-GIRLFRIEND. 435 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:39,005 BALLY'S, LADY? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 436 00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:41,508 IS THAT CHALK ON YOUR HAND? 437 00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:45,345 MAYBE I SHOULD CALL YOUR PARENTS. 438 00:20:45,377 --> 00:20:47,547 MY DAD'S A GYM TEACHER HERE, AND HE'S GONNA BE PISSED. 439 00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:51,049 I'M REALLY SCARED. YOU SHOULD BE. 440 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,984 OW, LADY! YOU'RE GONNA GET FIRED! 441 00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:55,721 YEAH? I DON'T WORK HERE, CHUMP. 442 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:58,891 [ BELL RINGS ] 443 00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:05,397 OKAY, GREAT. GREAT WORK, EVERYBODY. 444 00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:10,001 [ Coughs ] FOR TOMORROW, READ CHAPTERS ONE AND -- 445 00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:12,471 UH...ONE... 446 00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:15,007 UH, READ WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT. 447 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:17,443 [ COUGHING ] 448 00:21:24,916 --> 00:21:26,952 BRINGS BACK MEMORIES, HUH? 449 00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:28,587 YEAH. MOSTLY BAD ONES. 450 00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:31,089 DID YOU CHECK OUT BETH LANDOW'S APPOINTMENT BOOK? 451 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,460 YEAH. NOTHING UNUSUAL. 452 00:21:33,492 --> 00:21:35,728 SHE HAD A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT THREE DAYS AGO. 453 00:21:35,761 --> 00:21:38,865 I'M LOOKING INTO IT. 454 00:21:38,897 --> 00:21:40,467 THANK YOU. 455 00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:44,903 FROM THIS ANGLE, THAT LOOKS A LITTLE BIT LIKE FOOD. 456 00:21:44,936 --> 00:21:46,939 IT'S VEGETARIAN LASAGNA. 457 00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:48,641 NO THANK YOU. 458 00:21:52,612 --> 00:21:55,615 I BET YOU ALWAYS SAT AT THE POPULAR KIDS' TABLE. 459 00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:58,585 I BET THAT WAS YOU OVER THERE. 460 00:22:00,051 --> 00:22:01,354 WHERE WERE YOU? 461 00:22:01,387 --> 00:22:03,355 I'M OVER THERE. 462 00:22:04,856 --> 00:22:07,993 I SHOULD GO OVER AND TALK TO HIM. 463 00:22:08,027 --> 00:22:09,996 WHAT WOULD YOU SAY? 464 00:22:10,028 --> 00:22:12,097 THINGS GET WORSE. 465 00:22:12,131 --> 00:22:15,134 MIXED VEGETABLES OR MAC AND CHEESE? 466 00:22:15,166 --> 00:22:16,803 CAN I HAVE BOTH? 467 00:22:19,070 --> 00:22:22,141 CAN I HAVE NEITHER? 468 00:22:22,173 --> 00:22:27,480 IF I DON'T GET AT LEAST A 1550, MY DAD IS GOING TO KILL ME. 469 00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:29,548 EXCUSE ME, UM, 470 00:22:29,582 --> 00:22:31,917 DID YOU TAKE THE SATs ON SATURDAY? 471 00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:33,752 YEAH. 472 00:22:33,786 --> 00:22:38,057 UH, BY ANY CHANCE, WERE YOU IN, UH, MR. PHILBY'S ROOM? 473 00:22:38,089 --> 00:22:39,357 YEAH. 474 00:22:39,392 --> 00:22:44,431 SO WHEN MISS LANDOW DIED, YOU HEARD THE CAR ALARM GO OFF -- 475 00:22:44,463 --> 00:22:46,499 EVERYBODY DID. THERE WERE PEOPLE SCREAMING. 476 00:22:46,532 --> 00:22:49,035 I GUESS EVERYONE RAN TO THE WINDOW THEN, HUH? 477 00:22:49,067 --> 00:22:50,102 YEAH, PRETTY MUCH. 478 00:22:50,135 --> 00:22:52,838 WHAT DID MR. PHILBY DO? DID YOU HAPPEN TO NOTICE? 479 00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:55,407 YEAH, WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THAT LATER. 480 00:22:55,442 --> 00:22:58,577 HE NEVER MOVED. HE NEVER EVEN LOOKED UP. 481 00:22:58,611 --> 00:23:00,446 Boy: WHAT'S UP, MR. P.? 482 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:01,713 RANDY! GOOD LUCK TODAY. 483 00:23:01,748 --> 00:23:02,848 YOU GOT ANOTHER SHUTOUT IN YA? 484 00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:04,750 YOU KNOW IT. THATABOY. 485 00:23:04,784 --> 00:23:08,488 MR. MONK. DEREK. 486 00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:10,189 HEARD YOU WERE FILLING IN TODAY. HOW'D IT GO? 487 00:23:10,221 --> 00:23:12,592 IT WAS...GREAT. IT WAS GREAT. 488 00:23:12,625 --> 00:23:15,561 ACTUALLY, I HEARD YOU GOT OFF TO A BIT OF A ROUGH START. 489 00:23:15,595 --> 00:23:18,830 A LITTLE FRIENDLY ADVICE -- CONTROL THE CLASSROOM. 490 00:23:18,865 --> 00:23:20,567 DON'T LET 'EM SEE YOU SWEAT. 491 00:23:20,599 --> 00:23:24,036 BELIEVE ME, HE'S MUCH BETTER AT HIS OTHER JOB. 492 00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:25,971 WHICH IS WHAT? 493 00:23:26,005 --> 00:23:27,874 CATCHING MURDERERS. 494 00:23:33,645 --> 00:23:35,981 MR. PHILBY. YES. 495 00:23:36,015 --> 00:23:37,717 GOT A MINUTE? 496 00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,218 ACTUALLY, NO. MY WIFE IS PICKING ME UP. 497 00:23:39,250 --> 00:23:41,186 I HAVE AN ETHICAL QUESTION FOR YOU. 498 00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:43,855 YESTERDAY, I WAS TALKING TO THAT POLICEMAN MR. MONK, 499 00:23:43,890 --> 00:23:47,626 AND I LIED TO HIM. 500 00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:49,828 THAT'S WRONG, ISN'T IT? 501 00:23:49,862 --> 00:23:51,998 LYING TO A POLICEMAN... 502 00:23:52,030 --> 00:23:55,134 IT'S BEEN BOTHERING ME ALL DAY. 503 00:23:55,166 --> 00:23:57,903 WHAT DID YOU TELL HIM? 504 00:23:57,936 --> 00:23:59,705 HE WANTED TO KNOW IF I SAW ANYTHING SATURDAY MORNING -- 505 00:23:59,739 --> 00:24:02,974 ANYTHING UNUSUAL -- AND I TOLD HIM I DIDN'T. 506 00:24:03,009 --> 00:24:05,678 BUT THE FACT IS, MR. P., I DID. 507 00:24:05,711 --> 00:24:06,645 I GOTTA GIVE YOU CREDIT. 508 00:24:06,679 --> 00:24:08,114 IT WAS PRETTY CLEVER HOW YOU PULLED THAT OFF. 509 00:24:08,146 --> 00:24:09,715 [ HORN HONKS ] HONEY! 510 00:24:09,749 --> 00:24:12,719 AT FIRST, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL I WAS LOOKING AT. 511 00:24:12,751 --> 00:24:14,086 PRETTY SMART. 512 00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:18,891 APPARENTLY, NOT SMART ENOUGH. 513 00:24:18,924 --> 00:24:20,058 HERE'S THE THING. I'LL CUT RIGHT TO THE THING. 514 00:24:20,092 --> 00:24:22,127 I OWE SOME FRIENDS OF MINE SOME MONEY. 515 00:24:22,161 --> 00:24:24,596 HOW MUCH? 516 00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:28,067 $10,000. AND I NEED IT BY TOMORROW. 517 00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:32,104 SEE THAT? THE CLASS OF '77. 518 00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:34,507 WE HAD ONE OF THESE MURALS IN OUR HIGH SCHOOL, TOO. 519 00:24:34,540 --> 00:24:38,911 EVERYBODY PAINTED A LITTLE PIECE OF IT. 520 00:24:38,944 --> 00:24:41,079 TRUDY PAINTED THESE FLOWERS. 521 00:24:41,113 --> 00:24:44,049 HOW CAN YOU TELL? 522 00:24:44,083 --> 00:24:46,152 I CAN TELL. 523 00:24:46,184 --> 00:24:49,556 HEY, HEY, HEY, NOT SO FAST, SISTER. 524 00:24:49,588 --> 00:24:51,990 I'M KYLE PATTERSON'S FATHER. 525 00:24:52,023 --> 00:24:54,292 YOU WERE HASSLING MY KID DURING SECOND PERIOD. 526 00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:55,294 EXCUSE ME? 527 00:24:55,326 --> 00:24:57,896 UH, I WAS THERE. YOUR SON WAS WAY OUT OF LINE. 528 00:24:57,930 --> 00:25:00,031 HE THREW AN ERASER AT ME. 529 00:25:00,066 --> 00:25:01,733 HE SAYS IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. 530 00:25:01,768 --> 00:25:03,935 WELL, MAYBE IT WAS. 531 00:25:03,970 --> 00:25:05,270 ALTHOUGH, IT WASN'T. 532 00:25:05,304 --> 00:25:06,705 WHO ARE YOU? 533 00:25:06,739 --> 00:25:08,641 I'M, UH, I'M MONK. 534 00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:10,276 I'M ADRIAN MONK. 535 00:25:10,308 --> 00:25:11,477 ADRIAN. 536 00:25:11,509 --> 00:25:14,713 WELL, ADRIAN, THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND THE LADY. 537 00:25:14,747 --> 00:25:16,682 OR SHOULD I SAY THE OTHER LADY? 538 00:25:16,715 --> 00:25:18,617 NO, I THINK THIS IS BETWEEN YOU AND ME. 539 00:25:18,651 --> 00:25:20,086 WHATEVER YOU SAY, ADRIAN. COME ON, COME ON. 540 00:25:20,118 --> 00:25:21,319 Boy: HEY, COACH! 541 00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:24,022 HEY, GUYS, HUH, NEVER GIVE UP. 542 00:25:24,056 --> 00:25:26,025 YOU KNOW THAT. 543 00:25:26,057 --> 00:25:30,096 I'M GUNNING FOR YOU, PAL. 544 00:25:30,128 --> 00:25:31,763 WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT ME, 545 00:25:31,798 --> 00:25:34,200 THAT'S WHEN YOU CAN EXPECT ME. 546 00:25:34,232 --> 00:25:37,002 UH, WAIT, WAIT, 547 00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:41,307 UH, I'M SORRY. UM... 548 00:25:41,339 --> 00:25:43,843 "WHEN I LEAST EXPECT --" WHAT? 549 00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:47,913 EXPECT ME WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT ME. 550 00:25:47,947 --> 00:25:50,249 THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE, THOUGH. UH... 551 00:25:50,281 --> 00:25:53,586 WHEN THE TIME COMES, IT'LL MAKE PERFECT SENSE. 552 00:25:57,323 --> 00:26:00,026 YOU KNOW WHAT THE HELL HE WAS TALKING ABOUT? 553 00:26:37,997 --> 00:26:41,366 [ GAS HISSING ] 554 00:27:13,365 --> 00:27:15,634 [ COUGHING ] 555 00:27:18,837 --> 00:27:20,906 SOMEBODY BURNT THE TOAST. 556 00:27:20,940 --> 00:27:22,709 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 557 00:27:22,741 --> 00:27:25,310 I THINK IT'S WEIRD. THE GUY WORKED AT THE SAME SCHOOL. 558 00:27:25,344 --> 00:27:27,313 WE GOT TWO DEAD PEOPLE. THAT'S WEIRD. 559 00:27:27,346 --> 00:27:30,982 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY. WEIRD. 560 00:27:31,017 --> 00:27:32,151 CAPTAIN, WHAT DO YOU GOT? 561 00:27:32,183 --> 00:27:34,686 WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE A PINHOLE RUPTURE IN THE GAS LINE. 562 00:27:34,721 --> 00:27:36,322 IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME. HE CAME IN, 563 00:27:36,355 --> 00:27:38,124 TRIED TO RELIGHT THE PILOT 'CAUSE HE WANTED 564 00:27:38,156 --> 00:27:40,291 TO MAKE A FIRE, AND, UH, HE DID. 565 00:27:40,326 --> 00:27:42,694 MONK, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 566 00:27:42,729 --> 00:27:45,030 MONK. HEY. 567 00:27:45,064 --> 00:27:46,999 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 568 00:27:47,032 --> 00:27:50,301 [ COUGHS ] 569 00:27:50,336 --> 00:27:52,337 UH, I DON'T THINK HE WAS LIGHTING A FIRE. 570 00:27:52,371 --> 00:27:55,173 YOU DON'T? 571 00:27:55,207 --> 00:27:57,242 NO. IT WAS PRETTY WARM LAST NIGHT. 572 00:27:57,276 --> 00:27:58,845 THAT'S TRUE. 573 00:27:58,877 --> 00:28:00,980 BENJY DIDN'T EVEN USE HIS COMFORTER. 574 00:28:01,012 --> 00:28:03,414 PLUS, THE AIR CONDITIONER IS ON. 575 00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:07,720 HE'S RIGHT. IT'S ON. 576 00:28:07,753 --> 00:28:09,454 AND THE FLUE WASN'T OPEN. 577 00:28:09,488 --> 00:28:11,356 THIS WAS MURDER. 578 00:28:11,390 --> 00:28:14,993 THIS WAS -- THIS WAS PREMEDITATED. 579 00:28:15,027 --> 00:28:16,327 EXCUSE ME. 580 00:28:26,172 --> 00:28:29,107 YOU'LL THANK ME LATER. 581 00:28:29,141 --> 00:28:31,076 ALL RIGHT, I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT BETH LANDOW. 582 00:28:31,109 --> 00:28:33,345 THIS IS A CRIME SCENE. LET'S LOCK IT DOWN. 583 00:28:33,378 --> 00:28:35,080 AND I WANT TO PUT A MAN IN THE SCHOOL. 584 00:28:35,114 --> 00:28:37,715 YOU ALREADY HAVE YOUR MAN IN THE SCHOOL. 585 00:28:39,518 --> 00:28:41,186 AND THIS IS GENERAL GRANT. 586 00:28:41,220 --> 00:28:43,221 AND THESE ARE THE SOUTHERN GENERALS SURRENDERING 587 00:28:43,255 --> 00:28:45,156 AT THE COURTHOUSE IN APPOMATTOX, VIRGINIA 588 00:28:45,191 --> 00:28:49,494 ON APRIL 9th, 1865. 589 00:28:49,528 --> 00:28:51,998 VERY GOOD, CATHY. 590 00:28:52,030 --> 00:28:53,464 VERY GOOD. 591 00:28:53,499 --> 00:28:56,335 OKAY. EXCELLENT. 592 00:28:56,367 --> 00:28:58,904 SO, WHO'S NEXT? 593 00:28:58,938 --> 00:29:00,071 I AM. 594 00:29:00,105 --> 00:29:03,041 OH. GOOD. KYLE. 595 00:29:10,249 --> 00:29:12,417 THIS IS SHERMAN'S MARCH. 596 00:29:12,451 --> 00:29:14,854 THIS IS THEM BURNING DOWN ATLANTA. 597 00:29:14,886 --> 00:29:17,323 AND WHAT'S THAT? 598 00:29:17,355 --> 00:29:19,490 THAT'S A CANNON. 599 00:29:19,525 --> 00:29:21,492 I MEAN, NEXT TO THE CANNON. 600 00:29:21,527 --> 00:29:23,128 A TANK. 601 00:29:23,162 --> 00:29:25,497 A TANK, KYLE? 602 00:29:25,530 --> 00:29:27,232 IT'S A SHERMAN TANK. 603 00:29:27,266 --> 00:29:29,567 IT'S GENERAL SHERMAN. SHERMAN'S MARCH, SHERMAN TANK. 604 00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:31,871 HA. 605 00:29:31,903 --> 00:29:33,972 HUH, I DON'T THINK 606 00:29:34,006 --> 00:29:36,976 THE UNION ARMY HAD TANKS, KYLE. 607 00:29:37,009 --> 00:29:38,877 MY DAD HELPED ME WITH IT. 608 00:29:38,911 --> 00:29:41,913 I COULD BE WRONG. 609 00:29:42,314 --> 00:29:44,250 SHE MADE THE BED. 610 00:29:44,282 --> 00:29:47,318 WHY WOULD SHE MAKE THE BED IF SHE WAS PLANNING ON LEAPING? 611 00:29:47,353 --> 00:29:51,289 I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE SHE WAS JUST PUTTING HER HOUSE IN ORDER. 612 00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:05,436 OOH. 613 00:30:09,275 --> 00:30:11,277 SHE WORE GLASSES. 614 00:30:11,309 --> 00:30:12,211 SO? 615 00:30:12,243 --> 00:30:14,445 THOSE SUNGLASSES HAVE A HEAVY PRESCRIPTION. 616 00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:17,348 THERE WERE NO EYEGLASSES AT THE CRIME SCENE. 617 00:30:17,383 --> 00:30:19,285 CONTACT LENSES? 618 00:30:19,317 --> 00:30:22,153 I DON'T KNOW. 619 00:30:22,188 --> 00:30:25,191 LET'S FIND OUT, SHALL WE? 620 00:30:25,223 --> 00:30:28,094 THIS HAS GOT TO BE IT. WHAT? 621 00:30:28,126 --> 00:30:30,028 THIS IS TRUDY'S TREE. 622 00:30:30,061 --> 00:30:31,998 SHE USED TO TALK ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME. 623 00:30:32,030 --> 00:30:34,000 SHE SAID SHE USED TO GET HERE EARLY 624 00:30:34,032 --> 00:30:35,934 AND SIT DOWN UNDER IT 625 00:30:35,968 --> 00:30:38,604 AND WRITE POEMS. 626 00:30:38,636 --> 00:30:40,439 POEMS ABOUT ME. 627 00:30:40,471 --> 00:30:43,142 I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T MEET HER UNTIL LATER. 628 00:30:43,174 --> 00:30:45,076 SHE DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE ABOUT ME 629 00:30:45,111 --> 00:30:46,377 UNTIL WE MET. 630 00:30:46,412 --> 00:30:49,381 THAT'S WHAT SHE USED TO SAY. 631 00:30:49,414 --> 00:30:50,548 MONK! 632 00:30:50,582 --> 00:30:52,451 COME HERE. 633 00:30:52,483 --> 00:30:53,585 OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD, HE WAS RIGHT. 634 00:30:53,618 --> 00:30:56,587 I WASN'T EXPECTING HIM, AND HERE HE IS. 635 00:30:56,622 --> 00:30:59,191 YOU'RE JUST GONNA RUN AWAY? ABSOLUTELY. JOIN ME, WON'T YOU? 636 00:30:59,224 --> 00:31:01,227 YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE! 637 00:31:01,259 --> 00:31:03,095 OH, YEAH, I CAN HIDE! DON'T THINK I CAN'T HIDE! 638 00:31:03,128 --> 00:31:05,030 HE THINKS I CAN'T HIDE. 639 00:31:05,064 --> 00:31:08,599 HE DOESN'T KNOW WHO HE'S MESSING WITH. NOBODY HIDES LIKE YOU. 640 00:31:17,209 --> 00:31:20,145 ADRIAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 641 00:31:20,179 --> 00:31:22,548 THE CARROTS AND THE POTATOES WERE TOUCHING. 642 00:31:22,580 --> 00:31:25,050 WOULD YOU LIKE SEPARATE PLATES? OF COURSE I WOULD. 643 00:31:25,084 --> 00:31:27,553 BENJY, GO GET MR. MONK SEPARATE PLATES. 644 00:31:27,586 --> 00:31:30,021 OKAY. 645 00:31:30,056 --> 00:31:32,458 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 646 00:31:32,490 --> 00:31:35,560 [ RING ] 647 00:31:35,594 --> 00:31:37,997 MOM SAYS YOU'RE HAVING A TOUGH TIME AT SCHOOL. 648 00:31:38,029 --> 00:31:39,030 HUH? 649 00:31:39,065 --> 00:31:41,400 SOMETHING ABOUT A BULLY. 650 00:31:41,432 --> 00:31:43,035 JUST A MISUNDERSTANDING. 651 00:31:43,068 --> 00:31:45,104 MOM SAYS HE WANTS TO KICK YOUR ASS. 652 00:31:45,136 --> 00:31:47,272 NO. I MEAN, YES. 653 00:31:47,306 --> 00:31:49,674 REMEMBER JEFFREY APPELLA KEPT BEATING ME UP 654 00:31:49,708 --> 00:31:51,609 IN THE FIFTH GRADE? 655 00:31:51,643 --> 00:31:53,945 YOU SAID IF I RAN AWAY FROM HIM, 656 00:31:53,980 --> 00:31:55,681 I'D BE RUNNING AWAY MY WHOLE LIFE. 657 00:31:55,713 --> 00:31:57,215 I SAID THAT? 658 00:31:57,249 --> 00:31:58,650 I HIT HIM IN THE SIDE ONE TIME, 659 00:31:58,683 --> 00:32:01,353 AND HE NEVER BOTHERED ME AGAIN. 660 00:32:01,386 --> 00:32:02,954 YOU CAN'T BE AFRAID OF EVERYTHING, MR. MONK. 661 00:32:02,989 --> 00:32:04,455 REALLY? 662 00:32:04,490 --> 00:32:06,258 ADRIAN. 663 00:32:06,291 --> 00:32:09,095 REMEMBER BETH LANDOW'S DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT? 664 00:32:09,127 --> 00:32:11,196 WELL, IT WAS WITH A DR. SEDLIK. 665 00:32:11,230 --> 00:32:14,732 SO I CALLED MY FRIEND MAUREEN WHOSE ROOMMATE'S SISTER 666 00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:17,403 KNOWS A NURSE WHO WORKS FOR HIM. 667 00:32:17,435 --> 00:32:19,371 AND? 668 00:32:19,404 --> 00:32:21,339 SHE PULLED HER FILE FOR ME. 669 00:32:21,373 --> 00:32:23,041 IS THAT ETHICAL? 670 00:32:23,075 --> 00:32:24,442 DO YOU CARE? 671 00:32:24,476 --> 00:32:28,146 NO. I THOUGHT I SHOULD ASK 'CAUSE THE KID'S HERE. 672 00:32:28,180 --> 00:32:30,148 YOUR BASIC TENNIS BALL. 673 00:32:30,182 --> 00:32:33,285 IT COST ME $1.59 OF MY OWN MONEY, AMY. 674 00:32:33,318 --> 00:32:37,388 WE'RE ABOUT TO PUT THIS IN SOME LIQUID NITROGEN. 675 00:32:37,423 --> 00:32:40,392 MR. MONK, WAS YOUR HAND UP? 676 00:32:40,425 --> 00:32:43,261 NO. I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS, 677 00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:45,530 BUT NOT ABOUT YOUR TENNIS BALL. 678 00:32:55,074 --> 00:32:57,709 AND WE JUST DEMONSTRATED WHAT? 679 00:32:57,742 --> 00:33:00,479 THE ATOMIC REARRANGEMENT OF... 680 00:33:00,511 --> 00:33:01,747 Class: AMORPHOUS SOLIDS. 681 00:33:01,779 --> 00:33:02,748 OH, VERY GOOD. 682 00:33:02,780 --> 00:33:05,683 Q.E.D. THUS, IT IS PROVED. 683 00:33:05,717 --> 00:33:07,286 [ BELL RINGS ] 684 00:33:07,318 --> 00:33:09,188 ALL RIGHT, PUT THE GOGGLES BACK ON THE LAB SHELF. 685 00:33:09,221 --> 00:33:12,057 AND REMEMBER NEXT THURSDAY IS MIDTERMS, ALL RIGHT? GOODBYE, MARSHA. 686 00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:18,730 MR. MONK, YOU HAD A QUESTION. 687 00:33:18,763 --> 00:33:20,499 IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND. 688 00:33:20,531 --> 00:33:25,371 THAT'S WHAT TEACHERS DO. SATISFY CURIOSITY. 689 00:33:25,403 --> 00:33:28,507 DID YOU KNOW BETH LANDOW WAS PREGNANT WHEN SHE DIED? 690 00:33:28,539 --> 00:33:30,776 NO. 691 00:33:30,808 --> 00:33:34,579 NO, I DIDN'T, BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY SHE JUMPED, 692 00:33:34,613 --> 00:33:36,115 WOULDN'T IT? 693 00:33:36,147 --> 00:33:37,749 THE BABY'S FATHER, WHOEVER HE WAS, 694 00:33:37,782 --> 00:33:40,185 MUST'VE RUN OUT ON HER, HUH? 695 00:33:40,219 --> 00:33:42,721 YOU. YOU WERE THE FATHER. 696 00:33:42,753 --> 00:33:44,423 [ CHUCKLES ] 697 00:33:44,455 --> 00:33:47,726 UNFORTUNATELY, YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT, MR. MONK. 698 00:33:47,759 --> 00:33:50,162 HER BODY'S ALREADY BEEN CREMATED. 699 00:33:50,195 --> 00:33:51,697 WHAT DID SHE DO, THREATEN TO TELL YOUR WIFE? 700 00:33:51,730 --> 00:33:53,565 YOU WOULD'VE LOST EVERYTHING -- 701 00:33:53,598 --> 00:33:55,834 YOUR NEW JOB, YOUR FAMILY... 702 00:33:55,866 --> 00:33:58,737 AGAIN, IMPOSSIBLE TO PROVE. 703 00:33:58,769 --> 00:34:01,207 I THINK YOU'RE FAILING THIS COURSE, MR. MONK. 704 00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:03,509 I THINK I'M DOING ALL RIGHT. I HAVE A MOTIVE NOW. 705 00:34:03,541 --> 00:34:05,477 WELL, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO A LITTLE BETTER THAN THAT, 706 00:34:05,510 --> 00:34:07,413 MR. MONK, BECAUSE YOU'RE IN A SCIENCE CLASSROOM NOW. 707 00:34:07,445 --> 00:34:09,280 AND WHEN YOU'RE IN MY CLASSROOM, 708 00:34:09,315 --> 00:34:11,617 IF YOU HAVE A THEORY, YOU BETTER HAVE SOME PROOF TO BACK IT UP. 709 00:34:11,650 --> 00:34:14,152 I WAS PROCTORING THE SAT TEST WHEN THAT POOR GIRL DIED. 710 00:34:14,186 --> 00:34:18,356 I NEVER LEFT THE ROOM. 711 00:34:18,389 --> 00:34:22,293 OKAY? 712 00:34:22,327 --> 00:34:25,264 IF THAT MOUSE VANISHED, 713 00:34:25,297 --> 00:34:28,199 YOU COULD THINK THAT THE SNAKE DID IT. 714 00:34:28,233 --> 00:34:30,768 I MEAN, HE'S GOT MOTIVE, HE'S HUNGRY. 715 00:34:30,802 --> 00:34:33,838 HE LIKES TO EAT MICE, BUT HE'S IN A SEPARATE CAGE. 716 00:34:33,871 --> 00:34:36,807 THERE'S NO WAY THAT THE SNAKE COULD'VE DONE IT. 717 00:34:36,842 --> 00:34:39,644 IT IS ONE OF THE IMMUTABLE LAWS OF PHYSICS, MR. MONK -- 718 00:34:39,677 --> 00:34:44,081 NOTHING CAN BE IN TWO PLACES AT THE SAME TIME. 719 00:34:45,784 --> 00:34:48,119 ANY THOUGHTS? 720 00:34:50,889 --> 00:34:53,391 I THINK THE SNAKE DID IT. 721 00:34:58,630 --> 00:35:00,532 NO SIGN OF A STRUGGLE... 722 00:35:00,565 --> 00:35:02,900 HER JACKET FOLDED NEATLY... HER SHOES WERE OVER THERE. 723 00:35:02,934 --> 00:35:05,170 THE NOTE WAS IN HER POCKET, 724 00:35:05,204 --> 00:35:08,173 AND HE WAS ACROSS THE CAMPUS. 725 00:35:08,206 --> 00:35:09,675 MAYBE HE HAD AN ACCOMPLICE. 726 00:35:09,708 --> 00:35:11,510 NO. HE'S TOO SMUG. 727 00:35:11,543 --> 00:35:13,579 HE'S ARROGANT. 728 00:35:13,612 --> 00:35:15,681 YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN HIM EARLIER TODAY. 729 00:35:15,713 --> 00:35:18,184 HE WAS -- HE WAS TAUNTING ME. 730 00:35:20,652 --> 00:35:22,688 HOW DID HE... 731 00:35:22,721 --> 00:35:24,356 DO IT? 732 00:35:24,389 --> 00:35:28,360 ADRIAN, YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE YOURSELF CRAZY. 733 00:35:28,393 --> 00:35:30,228 AAH. 734 00:35:30,262 --> 00:35:32,297 WHAT'S WRONG? 735 00:35:32,331 --> 00:35:33,632 I'M AFRAID. 736 00:35:33,664 --> 00:35:35,501 OKAY, WELL, DON'T LOOK DOWN. 737 00:35:35,534 --> 00:35:37,802 NO, I'M AFRAID HE'S GOING TO GET AWAY WITH IT. 738 00:35:37,835 --> 00:35:39,637 YOU'LL GET HIM. 739 00:35:39,670 --> 00:35:41,572 YOU ALWAYS DO. 740 00:35:41,606 --> 00:35:45,411 I THINK THIS GUY IS SMARTER THAN ME. 741 00:35:45,443 --> 00:35:48,213 NOBODY'S SMARTER THAN YOU. 742 00:35:48,246 --> 00:35:50,481 COME ON. YOU'LL THINK A LOT BETTER 743 00:35:50,516 --> 00:35:53,585 WHEN YOU'RE NOT SO HIGH UP. 744 00:36:04,829 --> 00:36:06,597 ADRIAN. 745 00:36:06,632 --> 00:36:09,701 WHAT IS IT? EYEGLASSES. 746 00:36:09,735 --> 00:36:13,771 THEY'RE BETH LANDOW'S. 747 00:36:13,804 --> 00:36:14,840 STOTTLEMEYER CALLED. 748 00:36:14,873 --> 00:36:17,509 HE SAID THEY STILL HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO LOCATE THEM. 749 00:36:17,543 --> 00:36:19,577 ADRIAN, IF SHE JUMPED FROM THE ROOF, 750 00:36:19,610 --> 00:36:21,213 HOW'D THEY GET HERE? 751 00:36:21,246 --> 00:36:23,782 SEE, THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION. 752 00:36:23,815 --> 00:36:25,817 THANK YOU, BOSS. 753 00:36:25,851 --> 00:36:29,288 HEY, PROFESSOR! 754 00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:30,789 IT'S SHOWTIME. 755 00:36:30,822 --> 00:36:33,425 OH, MY GOD, KEEP WALKING. 756 00:36:33,458 --> 00:36:35,793 IF HE CATCHES UP WITH US, FALL TO THE GROUND, 757 00:36:35,827 --> 00:36:37,896 CURL UP IN A BALL, AND PROTECT YOUR FACE. 758 00:36:37,929 --> 00:36:39,864 NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, I CAN'T. 759 00:36:39,898 --> 00:36:41,632 I CAN'T KEEP RUNNING. BENJY WAS RIGHT. 760 00:36:41,666 --> 00:36:43,434 I CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM EVERYTHING. 761 00:36:43,469 --> 00:36:44,936 YOU'RE GOING TO BE PICKING UP YOUR TEETH 762 00:36:44,969 --> 00:36:46,637 WITH YOUR BROKEN FINGERS. 763 00:36:46,672 --> 00:36:48,474 DID YOU HEAR THAT -- ABOUT THE TEETH AND THE FINGERS? 764 00:36:48,507 --> 00:36:50,742 DO YOU WANT ME TO CALL THE POLICE? NO, I'VE GOT TO DO THIS. 765 00:36:50,775 --> 00:36:52,878 COME ON, COME ON. 766 00:36:55,347 --> 00:36:58,817 WHAT -- 767 00:36:58,849 --> 00:37:00,018 [ CLOCK TOWER CHIMES ] 768 00:37:00,050 --> 00:37:01,586 YOU HEAR THAT, MR. MONK? 769 00:37:01,619 --> 00:37:03,655 IT'S 10:00 A.M. 770 00:37:03,688 --> 00:37:06,791 AT 10:05, YOU'RE GOING TO BE WAKING UP IN AN EMERGENCY ROOM. 771 00:37:06,824 --> 00:37:08,025 NO! WAIT. 772 00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:10,027 WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WAIT"? WE'RE FIGHTING HERE! 773 00:37:10,061 --> 00:37:12,597 CUT IT OUT FOR A MINUTE, WILL YA? I'M THINKING HERE. 774 00:37:12,630 --> 00:37:14,865 I'M THINKING, TOO. I'M THINKING ABOUT PUNCHING YOUR LIGHTS OUT. 775 00:37:14,900 --> 00:37:18,737 WILL YOU SHUT UP? SHUT UP! 776 00:37:18,769 --> 00:37:21,340 [ CHIMING CONTINUES ] 777 00:37:21,373 --> 00:37:22,673 DID YOU SOLVE THE CASE? 778 00:37:22,708 --> 00:37:25,277 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 779 00:37:25,311 --> 00:37:26,411 FOR WHAT? 780 00:37:26,445 --> 00:37:28,847 I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU. 781 00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:33,552 I'M GOING TO GIVE YOUR BOY AN "A." 782 00:37:33,585 --> 00:37:35,521 REALLY? 783 00:37:35,554 --> 00:37:39,056 WELL, ALL RIGHT THEN. 784 00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:40,358 SO... 785 00:37:40,391 --> 00:37:42,427 WHO WON HERE? 786 00:37:50,001 --> 00:37:51,969 MR. MONK. 787 00:37:52,003 --> 00:37:53,972 DEREK, I JUST WANTED TO STOP IN AND SAY GOODBYE. 788 00:37:54,005 --> 00:37:56,507 THEY FOUND A FULL-TIME REPLACEMENT FOR THE CLASS. 789 00:37:56,541 --> 00:37:59,445 SHE'S COMING IN TOMORROW. 790 00:37:59,478 --> 00:38:01,612 OH, I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT, MR. MONK. 791 00:38:01,646 --> 00:38:05,451 A GOOD TEACHER MERELY EXPLAINS. A GREAT ONE INSPIRES. 792 00:38:05,483 --> 00:38:07,318 I THINK YOU COULD HAVE BEEN A GREAT TEACHER. 793 00:38:07,353 --> 00:38:09,820 WELL, I'LL STILL BE HERE. I JUST WON'T BE TEACHING. 794 00:38:09,855 --> 00:38:11,989 OH, YES, YOUR HYPOTHETICAL MURDER INVESTIGATION. 795 00:38:12,023 --> 00:38:12,923 HOW IS THAT GOING? 796 00:38:12,958 --> 00:38:14,960 PRETTY WELL, ACTUALLY. THANKS FOR ASKING. 797 00:38:14,992 --> 00:38:17,963 WE JUST GOT A BIG BREAK. HER EYEGLASSES. 798 00:38:17,996 --> 00:38:20,632 EYEGLASSES. 799 00:38:20,666 --> 00:38:22,467 BETH LANDOW ALWAYS WORE GLASSES. 800 00:38:22,501 --> 00:38:24,369 SEEMS SHE WAS BLIND WITHOUT THEM. 801 00:38:24,402 --> 00:38:27,405 BUT, UM, THEY WEREN'T NEAR HER BODY 802 00:38:27,438 --> 00:38:28,806 OR ON THE ROOF. 803 00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:31,510 WHERE ARE THEY, DO YOU SUPPOSE? 804 00:38:31,543 --> 00:38:34,579 I DON'T KNOW. 805 00:38:34,612 --> 00:38:37,114 WE'LL FIND 'EM. 806 00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:40,518 TOMORROW MORNING, THERE WILL BE ABOUT 200 POLICE CADETS HERE 807 00:38:40,552 --> 00:38:42,887 SEARCHING EVERY SQUARE INCH OF THE CAMPUS. 808 00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:45,724 WE'LL FIND THEM, AND WHEN WE DO, 809 00:38:45,757 --> 00:38:48,092 WE'LL -- 810 00:38:48,126 --> 00:38:50,496 WE'LL KNOW WHERE BETH LANDOW WAS KILLED. 811 00:38:53,465 --> 00:38:54,865 GOOD LUCK. 812 00:38:54,900 --> 00:38:57,869 YEAH, GOOD LUCK. 813 00:39:51,922 --> 00:39:54,659 Monk: WORKING LATE, MR. PHILBY? 814 00:39:54,693 --> 00:39:56,427 WHAT'S GOING ON? 815 00:39:56,461 --> 00:39:59,697 MR. PHILBY, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR MURDER IN THE FIRST DEGREE, 816 00:39:59,731 --> 00:40:01,199 SPECIAL CIRCUMSTANCES. 817 00:40:01,231 --> 00:40:03,201 COME ON. 818 00:40:03,233 --> 00:40:05,103 THAT'S INSANE. I TOLD YOU, I WAS... 819 00:40:05,135 --> 00:40:07,572 PROCTORING THE SATs AT THE TIME. 820 00:40:07,606 --> 00:40:09,139 WE KNOW. 821 00:40:09,173 --> 00:40:11,610 IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO FIGURE OUT 822 00:40:11,643 --> 00:40:13,478 HOW YOU PULLED IT OFF. BUT THEN IT HIT ME -- 823 00:40:13,512 --> 00:40:18,817 YOU KILLED LANDOW BEFORE THE TEST STARTED. 824 00:40:18,849 --> 00:40:20,719 YOU MET HER ON THE CLOCK TOWER ROOF THAT MORNING 825 00:40:20,751 --> 00:40:23,954 AT ABOUT 8:00 -- 20 MINUTES BEFORE THE TEST. 826 00:40:23,989 --> 00:40:26,724 THEN YOU KILLED HER. 827 00:40:26,757 --> 00:40:28,827 AND YOU CARRIED HER BODY DOWN THE STAIRS 828 00:40:28,860 --> 00:40:30,195 TO THE CLOCK ROOM. 829 00:40:30,228 --> 00:40:33,699 THIS WAS INSPIRED. SHE FELL, ALL RIGHT... 830 00:40:33,731 --> 00:40:36,467 BUT NOT FROM THE ROOF. 831 00:40:36,501 --> 00:40:39,804 SHE FELL FROM THE CLOCK. 832 00:40:39,838 --> 00:40:43,608 YOU LAID HER BODY OUT ON THE MINUTE HAND. 833 00:40:43,641 --> 00:40:45,577 IT WAS 8:15, SO THE HAND WAS 834 00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:47,077 PERFECTLY HORIZONTAL. 835 00:40:47,112 --> 00:40:49,780 THE SATs WERE TO BEGIN AT 8:20. 836 00:40:49,815 --> 00:40:51,550 YOU HAD FIVE MINUTES 837 00:40:51,583 --> 00:40:52,951 TO GET BACK TO THE CLASSROOM -- 838 00:40:52,983 --> 00:40:54,519 PLENTY OF TIME. 839 00:40:54,552 --> 00:40:58,690 AND YOU LET GRAVITY DO THE REST. 840 00:40:58,724 --> 00:41:02,092 IT WAS JUST LIKE ONE OF YOUR SCIENCE EXPERIMENTS. 841 00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:04,496 YOU TOOK A PRETTY BIG RISK, PHILBY. 842 00:41:04,530 --> 00:41:06,864 HIDING THE BODY IN PLAIN SIGHT. 843 00:41:06,898 --> 00:41:08,967 BUT IT WASN'T SUCH A BAD BET. 844 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,202 THAT SIDE OF THE TOWER FACED THE ATHLETIC FIELD, 845 00:41:11,235 --> 00:41:14,706 WHICH, ON A SATURDAY MORNING, WAS COMPLETELY DESERTED. 846 00:41:14,739 --> 00:41:15,940 TICK-TOCK... 847 00:41:15,974 --> 00:41:19,978 UNTIL 8:25, WHEN THE BODY SLID OFF THE CLOCK 848 00:41:20,010 --> 00:41:21,913 AND LANDED ON YOUR CAR. 849 00:41:21,947 --> 00:41:23,914 YOU MADE SURE THAT THE ALARM WAS ACTIVATED 850 00:41:23,949 --> 00:41:26,952 SO THAT EVERYONE WOULD KNOW EXACTLY WHEN SHE FELL. 851 00:41:26,985 --> 00:41:29,855 IT WAS A PERFECT ALIBI. 852 00:41:29,887 --> 00:41:31,922 THERE WAS ONLY ONE PROBLEM. 853 00:41:31,956 --> 00:41:36,661 THE GROUNDSKEEPER JUST HAPPENED TO SEE YOU. 854 00:41:36,695 --> 00:41:38,929 BUT YOU TOOK CARE OF HIM LATER. 855 00:41:38,963 --> 00:41:45,103 I TOLD YOU, MR. MONK, A THEORY IS JUST THAT UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME PROOF. 856 00:41:45,135 --> 00:41:47,838 IT'S TRUE. I DON'T HAVE ANY PROOF. 857 00:41:47,873 --> 00:41:50,007 BUT YOU DO. 858 00:41:50,041 --> 00:41:52,242 IT'S IN YOUR HAND. 859 00:41:54,679 --> 00:41:58,048 OH. I FOUND THESE ON THE ROOF. 860 00:41:58,083 --> 00:42:00,184 I THINK THEY'RE BETH LANDOW'S. I THINK YOU'RE LOOKING FOR THEM. 861 00:42:00,217 --> 00:42:02,086 YOU DIDN'T FIND THEM ON THE ROOF. 862 00:42:02,119 --> 00:42:03,855 YOU FOUND THEM IN THE CLOCK ROOM 863 00:42:03,889 --> 00:42:07,726 UNDER THE GEAR BOX BECAUSE I PUT THEM THERE TWO HOURS AGO. 864 00:42:07,759 --> 00:42:11,028 ONLY BETH LANDOW'S KILLER WOULD'VE KNOWN TO LOOK FOR THEM THERE. 865 00:42:12,597 --> 00:42:16,134 Q.E.D. QUOD ERAT DEMONSTRANDUM. 866 00:42:16,166 --> 00:42:17,936 THUS, IT IS PROVED. 867 00:42:31,282 --> 00:42:32,182 I GUESS WE HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER SCIENCE TEACHER. 868 00:42:33,150 --> 00:42:35,219 WELL, MAKE SURE YOU CHECK THEIR REFERENCES. 869 00:42:35,253 --> 00:42:36,186 I WILL. 870 00:42:36,221 --> 00:42:37,956 WHAT WAS SHE LIKE? 871 00:42:37,989 --> 00:42:39,791 WHO? TRUDY. 872 00:42:39,824 --> 00:42:42,226 SMART, QUIET, DIDN'T DATE MUCH. 873 00:42:42,260 --> 00:42:44,295 SAID SHE WAS WAITING FOR THE RIGHT MAN, 874 00:42:44,329 --> 00:42:46,030 SAID SHE'D KNOW HIM WHEN SHE MET HIM. 875 00:42:46,063 --> 00:42:47,833 SHE MET HIM. 876 00:42:47,865 --> 00:42:53,570 WHERE IS MR. MONK? I'D LOVE TO THANK HIM. HE'S WITH HER.